phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.

One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.

Jaws Runs Like A Chainsaw

(1) To be very talkative
(2) A busybody
(3) A gossiper are a rumor spreader

Wendy Williams jaws runs like a chainsaw

I'm not like that

Denial is a river in egypt you are gay

Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon

ur brother like the other

This is reeeeealy the worsd insult u can use.
Wtach what happnes:

paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*

crying like muck

Mentally,Unstable,Crying,Karen.

Everytime We Have Company.The Neighbors Be Crying Like Muck. They Act Like Parking's Reserved On Public Streets ,What Are They Employee Of The Month.

Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

like-mooch

A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples:

"🤕 <------- This is Andrew

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He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!"

"nobody:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL."

"LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."

"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch"

"This YouTuber is a like-mooch"