can you hop off my dick

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

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You didn't have to cut me off

You didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono

Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done

But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono

But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris

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let me knock them socks off

To describe taking a woman’s clothes off

What’s up babae. Let me knock them socks off ya feet

get that snake off your leg

term that was itended to cause people do the snake bite dance originated at boys wreck by marshall and drew. made popular by none other than myself by saying it at random times. most thought it had a sexual preference but it clearly dosent. it was stolen and made into a profitable money making slogan by one certian person that knows who he is. became extremely popular and my best hopes are that it has finally died.

D.A.:"hey buddy you get that snake off your leg"
Lanham:"its just a garter snake"

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dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a large crap

Where where you?
Hell that pizza got to me,was dropping the kids off at the pool

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Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

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since i fell off my dinosaur

A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.

Me: Dude, is that a Yugo?

Friend: Dafuq? I haven't seen one since i fell off my dinosaur

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