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a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you
fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend
When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
To punch someone in the face so hard that, it concaves their face giving it a concave look, similar toa hellflush wheel.
you messed with the wrong guy...now im gonna hellflush your face punk
A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.
“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”
It is either a drink that is a little margarita mix and mainly tequeila or being absolutely drunk off of the previously stated concoction.
Matt was seriouly shit-face fucky after he consumed several litres of tequeila and five ounces of mix.
December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.
"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"