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A woman who acts like a silly goose mother. Especially directed towards mothers who's names begin with 'c' and end with 'n.'
Woah, Carolynn sure is a gosh darn jack jickleprince. She just soaked her grilled cheese in soup!
Gets lots of sleep, reduces distractions and tries hard to get that positive nine-to-eight ratio.
goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals
ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").