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CUNT

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Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 15, 2023


cunt

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson is a cunt.

by MutantRobot January 25, 2022


Cunt

Cant. Understand. Normal. Thinking!

She is a cunt

by Txpud63 April 20, 2020


cunt

You

Your a cunt

by Soz I’m not saying my name October 9, 2018


CUNT

c=cant
u=understand

n=normal
t=thinking

what a stupid fucking cunt, I can't believe she found her way back home

by bit September 11, 2012


Cunt

Someone who steals memes.

"This cunt Stole my meme"

by hnmn April 25, 2020


Cunt

Seán Moran

What a fucking whopper of a cunt

by Lrwrgunners November 13, 2016