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a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).
Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"
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An excuse used to go masturbate
Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
Gotta shit, take a poo, or dump
1 - Girl I gotta go paint!
2 - Be careful eating those collard greens, they will make you go paint!
When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”
When shit in your life goes the wrong way
Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on
When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go