DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

go touch grass you horny bitch

go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

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tongue down your throat so you get your voice back

if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.

Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."

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See a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em

Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

Sheeit...

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all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

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i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

a elongated and confusing way to say that you finished your goal

guy-i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

that guy- excuse me, what?

guy- I'M DONE

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What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

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With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.

You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!

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