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when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
That someone passed away or died.
Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.
A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.
I Oneli you in the temple
The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent
I hate one match wonders...they suck
masturbating.
Jacking off.
Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"