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The fifth person on one's list of sexual partners.
1: Hey dude what happened to you last night?
2: Oh dude, I got one for the thumb.
1: Awesome, bro!
1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death
Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary
One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.
My neighbor just installed a Tesla Wall. It will take him 150 years to pay it back in power savings but I guess being a one percenter is priceless.
Checking both earrings with one hand
Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!
That one group of girls at school that all they are is daddy’s money, and 1000 pounds of makeup.
Teacher: can someone tell me how to solve this equation
Josette: good question
Haley: Wooo go girl!
Mark:guess we found that one group
Someone who has been trolled so many times they don’t care anymore.