Dropping kids off at the pool

Spew your cum into toilet

dropping kids off at the pool is a great stress reliever

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take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

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national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

get off my lawn

also see hillbilly something that i said that made my teacher laugh so hard in social studies that milk came outta his nose

GET off my lawn bitch!!!!!!!!1

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Break you off somethin proper like

To provide an action or service (good or bad) in the servers best of ability. It can refer to a sexual action from male/female or harmful act using excessive force.

Girl let me come over there and break you off somethin proper like. ....you know what I'm talk'n bout...

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i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.

I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!

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