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That one sound made by a slightly bendy sheet of any material when shaken.
Hey Jared! Check out this cool thing I found! it even makes that one sound! *woopdwoop woop woopywoop woopwoooop*
I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick
Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
elita one is female auto bot and has a relationship with optimus prime
elita one also has good skills on fighting
A brave Cybertronian who began as a leader of the female part of Autobots, however more recently started being presented as second-in-command.
May or may not be Optimus Prime's sweetheart.
Adam: Ugh, they made Elita One a girlboss.
Eve: She always was.
The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.
Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...