F*** you for harassing me.
Person….”You are so stupid!”
Me….”Go Wilson!!”
Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
1. When a person drops everything and goes wild. Usually accompanied by screeches and howls.
2. Extreme furry sex.
1. Jessica was going full wolf when she found out Jimmy was cheating on her with Sarah
2. My furry neighbours had sex yesterday. It sounded like they went full wolf
The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.
Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)
Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.
Person A,
I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss
Person B,
Just let it go man
Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.
Person A,
I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss
Person B,
Just let it go man
a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).
Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"
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