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my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.
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Someone with a truly lovable face, yet they make you just want to stab them in the pancreas
Moss is nothing but a fat baby-face swine, but we all love him, or do we?
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cut each others faces and smear the blood
He asked me to play face paint with him
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After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"
"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"
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The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)
My girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had sex, which made her late, before getting to the bar.
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Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME
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