Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.
Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.
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When a girls face is so shiny, that it looks like she has smeared butter all over it.
"Chelseas face is so shiny, she is SUCH a butter face."
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The acceptable command the morning after, when, with all dignity lost, one more pork is a must.
"Face the wall"
"Im not going to do that, why? (giggling)"
"Face the fucking wall"
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Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .
Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.
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When a female is fingering herself whilst on her menatural cycle, she takes her crimson fingers and marks her mate on his face with a tribal mask of the warrior. The male then exhorts the tribal yell, which commonly translates to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
"Oh my God, Becky, I was hanging out with Mark we were, like, doing stuff, and he decided to just let on rip right in the middle of it! So I decided to give him a Cherokee face mask!"
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A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.
John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.
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verb - jew-see faced-stead
1. 1st person shooter terminaology used to describe a point blank shot into an opponents face resulting in highly visual blood splatter.
2. 1st person shooter terminology that morphed into a sexual innuendo involving male and female bodily fluids.
This cat tried to roll up on me in Gears Of War 2 and got juicy faced-ed with my shotgun in hand.
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