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muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 7, 2014


Pump bag

A man that loves taxes, Twisted Teas, and not answering his phone or texts

Hey Pump Bag, bring me a Mango White Claw please.

by CelibateRabbits March 11, 2022


Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022


trick bag

In sports, a psychological advantage one team or player has over an opponent.

Serena has Venus in the trick bag.

by moodyrichard September 4, 2018


Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.

Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.

by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020


Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 2, 2010


Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011