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(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:
-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.
Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...
After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"
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HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD
A cultural signature dance move an person uses to show and emit dominance towards their surroundings. (Famous Nicholas Jeffcaughtafish used this move on Xavier Minecraft.)
This move can and will attract hot babes or dude babes if mastered and done correctly
Well, furry… I can bust down butt booty naked and you cannot. This shows I am better than you.
Look at that train. Well slam my butt hole that train just crashed.
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A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!
The End...
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A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels
*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?
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A good day is always started with some sunny side up on the way to the butt
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