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Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.
“You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
“Yea he gave me aids last night.”
This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls
Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again
The act of cranking your hog while at work
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.
The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
1. The act of jerking off; Masturbation
1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.
The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.
“Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”
Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!