you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

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I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

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spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

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Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican

Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

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to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

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My dog Zero

The stupidest beast who was ever annoying

My stupid dog. He is sooooo stupeeeh

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ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

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