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Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
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To deficate. Similar to Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
"Sorry, bob's not available right now, he's dropping bobby and whitney off at re-hab". <<flush>>
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(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.
If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.
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Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
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A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
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a question you ask to a girl through texts or in person, meaning " why dont we mess around ".
"sup baby, why don't u slide off and do something witcha man!"
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Snoop Dog speak for It's off the Hook my brotha!
Snoop, how cool was that party?
"It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel"
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