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A white girl who looks like a trillion other white girls. Probably has scene girl hair dyed supa blonde. Skinny. Most of the time a couple of peicings and craves attention.
Joe: damn dude check out that girl over there!
Bob: where?
Joe: right there.
Bob: ew gross! CCWG (cookie cutter white girl).
Joe: wut do you mean?
Bob:. She looks like the one right there and the girl over there!
joe: oh. Is that bad?
Bob: just not my style.
Joe: then what is your style?
Bob: black girls
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A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."
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a phrase meaning "I am racist to white people"
a person who has just practised acts of affirmative racism 3 minutes ago: “you can't be racist to white people”
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Only white people eat chex cereal.
Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
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Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
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When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
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The world will never harm you.
YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.
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