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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 22, 2024


Jack Ayala

Jack Ayala commongly puts gum in peoples hair and ditches school lunch time for McDonalds, basically does lots of childish stuff.
He is a real jack the lad and loves dick he likes playing the soggy biscuit game.
A Jack Ayala also is a Proud Democrat and Feminist. They appear at many feminists marches.
Also commongly has a extremely small Penis if a man or a extremely tight Vagina if a woman.

Guy Mate, you're a real Jack Ayala man!
Guy 2 No way!

by JackAyalaCreator June 17, 2019


Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.

Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!

by Melamyemma September 10, 2017


Jack Horowitz

A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.

Oh he's such a Jack Horowitz off.

by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022


reflection jacking

reflection jacking is when you are sad or depressed but still have the urge to jack off

Kevin: dude what took you so long in the shower?
Steve: sorry dude i was reflection jacking my grandma died yesterday

by thatboiluke October 22, 2019


jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games

Woah that has to be a Jack Timms

by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017


homie-jack

when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta

So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!

Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.

by xdefl May 11, 2020