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jack the daniel

1. The act of jerking off; Masturbation

1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.

by peterparker430 November 2, 2022


casper jack

The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.

Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”

by Wezadiji January 28, 2019


jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.

I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!

by Asstreasurer July 24, 2014


Jack brook

So funny sweet and rock solid, in other words he's a fucking monster. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that's ever been loved, he's very hot ,sexy and intelligent you have to be kooky to date this geeza

Jack brook- hard as fuck and not just in bed 😉

by Jackbrook September 16, 2017


Jack Ayala

Jack Ayala commongly puts gum in peoples hair and ditches school lunch time for McDonalds, basically does lots of childish stuff.
He is a real jack the lad and loves dick he likes playing the soggy biscuit game.
A Jack Ayala also is a Proud Democrat and Feminist. They appear at many feminists marches.
Also commongly has a extremely small Penis if a man or a extremely tight Vagina if a woman.

Guy Mate, you're a real Jack Ayala man!
Guy 2 No way!

by JackAyalaCreator June 17, 2019


Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.

Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!

by Melamyemma September 10, 2017


Jack Horowitz

A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.

Oh he's such a Jack Horowitz off.

by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022