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dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off
"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"
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the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
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To knock someone off their feet is to be so impactful in someone's life, in typically a positive and affectionate way, that they are taken aback by the sudden force of their feelings for the person
In order for Edita to make time for someone they would really need to knock her off her feet!
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To go crazy, like Leah would on a Contiki Tour
The party was shut down soon after Roger drank all the tequila and broke 3 tables while dancing on them, he was going off like Leah on Contiki!
Wow! That's really going off!
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taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.
He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit
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