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An inquiry as to the nearest whereabouts of a woman of Caucasian descent, as spoken by a male of African descent; the only 7 words that a nigga knows.
Steve: Hello, Tyrone, how are you doing today?
Tyrone: Ooga Booga where da white women at?
Steve: By golly, Tyrone, do you not know how to say anything else?
Tyrone: Ooga Booga, where da white women at?
Steve: *sighs*
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Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.
Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).
Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.
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the group of people who must take all criticism without argument and are not allowed to be a "victim" of anything; though, they do know people make themselves a "victim" only when they allow themselves to be (not counting crime)
Man! If I wasn't an upper-middle class, white male I wouldn't be afraid to express my views.
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White person: White is so much better than black
Me: nah bro you`re racist
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Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.
Phil: What?
Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.
Phil: Amputate what?!?!
Bob: His manlyhood
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A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"
"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
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The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!
Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?
White Boy:No...
Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!
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