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A person so advanced on the art of E-whoring that he is called a god. Has everything set up automatically and makes shit tons of money without moving an inch, usually associated with a massive reputation in the community. Traffic, no-fail accounts, and SE are what he is known for.
LQ RETARD: Bro have u heard of that guy in 2015D.
LQ RETARD 2: Yea bro he is amazing, a total E-whore god.
Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!
Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.
Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!
Myspace whores are people who go to massive friend gathering sites and add random people who have around 1500 friends that do the same thing. These people will they post alot of bulletins and comments saying to add another myspace whore. Many of them are on every waking moment and never post REAL comments or anything like that. They post most of them with links to other myspace whores profiles.
Comment:
Heyyy
Wat's up?
Add these people for me
please? Link here ---> *Link here*
Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!
*Pic here*
A hoe is a girl who moves on quickly and goes from person to person looking for a bf. She may chase guys and get played by some of them . All in all being a hoe is very embarrassing.
Emily: “That one girl is a hoe she got played by three guys within a month”
Nicole : “ Nah she’s a hoe/whore “
A girl or sometimes even a gay male who you never ever ever ever talk, that feel the need to ask you to wear your football jersey for for the game on friday.
No karen, you cannot wear my jersey for the game Friday stop being such a jersey whore.
Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
1. n. A StonerMetal band based in Madrid, Spain.
2. n. One who fucks for booze or drugs. Your wife. Fucks anyone for no apparent reason. The one that everyone fucks at least once. Even fucks you.
Sparky: "Why is the shed red did you pick the color?"
Andrew: "No, my wife did. She's a RED WHORE ."