does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

Like a snipe

A common phrase in the early twentieth century meaning someone who is all over the place whether literally traveling or whose mind is scattered. (See P.G. Wodehouse and Dorothy L. Sayers works.) The saying comes from the bird of the same name which is a wading bird with a drumming display flight. The phrase “like a snipe” evolved over the next 100 years to mean any number of things that are sneaky i.e. long-range sharp shooters and/or girls on the make, or anyone who takes advantage of others in a either a mean or sneaky way.

Example: “You were dodging all over the States like a snipe and we couldn’t get at you.”—Bertie Wooster.

on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.

two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.

bird-like

To be really high on the ganj

I was so bird-like last night, it was amaaazinq.

Jordan! I want you to come be bird-like with me! Caaww, Caawww...

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

Crimson-like

Any of a genre of computer role playing games loosely characterized by various characteristics such as randomized spawn-pattern generation, rogue-like and bullet-hell shooting elements, Ex. Crimsonland, Vampire Survivors, Outer Terror

"Wild ass crimson-like shooting games are trippy af."

I like it

If you're ever down at Bondi, chances are you'll hear this term used by the one and only Sammy.

The meaning and origin is still unknown but we assume Sammy heard Robert (who is legally not allowed to be on camera) saying the term and then started saying it. Sammy doesn't only use the term, he ABUSES IT. Every sentence he says he chucks in a "I like it" or "It is what it is"...

"Hey Sammy how are you"

"Good Baruch Hashem and you?"
"yeah not bad, did you see that tiktok i sent you?"
"I LIKE IT, hehehe"