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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.

You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.

by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023

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your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.

Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

by Dagger dic October 1, 2020


small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 28, 2022


Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022


Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head

Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off

by Dj-wazzinadog October 5, 2021


Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.

My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

by Island Brooio June 17, 2022


Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick September 8, 2017