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A Sport where People will watch almost nothing happen for an hour, the same 2 people win every race, and the fans will be overly toxic and shit on every sport (especially nascar) even though they're completely different, and millionaires jack off as they pour millions into fancy go carts
Formula 1 fan: Verstappen just won for the 5th time in a row!
Formula 1 fan #2 : Hell yeah!
20👍 6👎
Straight Sex between a female(0) and a male(1).
Pete inserted his (1) inside Olivia's (0) and it was the best he eveer had (0+1).
17👍 6👎
An individual who utilises his/her teeth whilst performing blow jobs
man that picle cut my shlong something severe
april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend
person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!
A girl who has a lot of potential in her life and hopefully likes Cam'ren Brownfield.
I think alyssa 1 wants to look at Cam'ren so he can tell you something
an awesome band that is currently in its beginnings. however, everyone knows success is only a bus ride away.
omg. 3+1 made me so horny when they sang yellow by coldplay
2004: in Asunción (Paraguay) the Ycuá Bolaños supermarket catches fire. The owners and security guards are accused of closing the doors to prevent looting, the result: about 400 dead and more than 500 injured
August 1, 2004