4/20

when all the the lil' kiddies get high and jus all around fucked up. A religious holiday considering it falls on a sunday and passover weekend.

Mom- Honey, I just realized its 4/20 and I let our son, Jimmy go over Bob's house all day. wow, i know what they are doing...
Dad- Shit!

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4/20

Adolf Hitlers day of birth and national pot day which is the the day and or time your suppose to smoke pot.

Oh it's 4/20 lets be faggots and smoke pot

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4:20

time to get fucked up

Oh shit its 4:19 you got a min.

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april 20

april 20 is national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

p1: hey! FUCK YOU BITCH.
p2: why did you say that.
p1: its april 20 national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

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august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

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August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

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October 20

October 20 is national fuck and makeout day, go fuck ur favorite person and they have to make out with u or else their whole family dies

Me:omg erika today is October 20th you know what that means 😏

erika: Omg bj lets fuck and make out

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