June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

June 26

Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny

Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born

26 November

Give your girlfriend a jumper day. Today is the day you HAVE to give your girlfriend a jumper. Bonus points if you give her two!!!!

Girlfriend: hey! Give me a jumper, please?
Boyfriend: No!
Girlfriend: but it’s 26 November!!!!!

Feb 26

Day u break ur best friend heart =))

Ex : hey best friend, ur ugly and like a idiot @ssss.

Day u break ur best friend heart Feb 26

26-22

My actions are my only true belongings.
I cannot escape the consequences of my actions.
My actions are the ground on which i stand.

Actions speak louder than words...

Thich Nhat Hanh ✝ 26-22

march 26

spencers birthday
yay woohoo berfday\

spencer: march 26!!!!!!!
some random mf: what?
spencer: its my birthday numbnuts
some random mf: ok

MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps

"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"