Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical

"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "

mamas my mias

If someone says something really mamas their mias it typically mean that it makes them mad

You wanna know what really mamas my mias? Littering

Mia(Banana Girl)

Mia is a girl who likes anime. Like not even good anime. Like Haikyuu anime which is really gross. Also one time in the second grade this girl broke a kid's glasses. Also in elementary school she was the girl that was really obsessed with bananas.

That girl is totally a Mia(Banana Girl)>"

Mia Hampel Day

Mia Hampel day is November 2nd, it’s the day that everyone around the world praises Mia Louise Hampel. 🥰

OMFG it’s November 2nd, Mia Hampel Day

Ma Ma Mia

Something you say when you fuck up big time

Person 1: Did you just stab me?
Person 2: Ma Ma Mia!!!!!

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jennifer mia gonzalez

beautiful,forgiving,amasond,keeps secrets,never gives up, funny,nice, mean, energetic , lovely

every one loves jennifer mia gonzalez

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mia my bae

Mia is my bae, shes super hot and 10/10 needs a boyfriend. bestie with fairy powers forever

"MIA IS MY BAE"
Steve: "Mias hot'
"mia my bae"

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