when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.
man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
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A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."
Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?
Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
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Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
Guy 1 : Wheres Barry
Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo
Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.
Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.
9am
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"
Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.
Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.