ninja

Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

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ninja rape

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.

Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...

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ninja burger

See ninjaburger

Ninja Burger is the world's only online fast food restaurant run by ninja.

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grammar ninja

An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.

With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.

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Ninja Dust

Main Entry: nin·ja·dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.

Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."

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SAND NINJA

A muslim woman in traditional dress, or "burka", with only a slit opening for the eyes

The bazaar was full of "sand ninjas"

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vomit ninja

One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.

Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.

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