adventures in thessaloniki
Adventures and wines
A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.
(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection
We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer
When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening
A night of casually drinking that suddenly turns into finishing a whole wine bag and ending up on the bathroom floor.
We had a wine night last night, or so i was told .