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National punch a simp day. Ya know because they be simping in a public area and they need to be brought to their senses. Maybe even abort them
May 13 we finna roll up on Dylan and show him what we do to these male thots around here.
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No cap day a day where only the facts are spoken
On September 13th imma tell you how retarded you really are but not today
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The act of penis insertion post space docking
Bob pinched a loaf into my cootch then proceeded to pack the fudge within inches of my cervix. he called it an "apollo 13"
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The term for the two hottest musicians in NYC right now. Michael Wainer and BD are about to be taken worldwide by a music icon who shall remain nameless for now!
When I think of the baddest music I have heard in 10 years, I think of 13 Music!
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If you were born on that day ur probably bi or a lesbian
Yh I was born on September 13
That explains why ur gay
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Glorified secretaries that think they are a combat MOS. These pussies are the bitches of the Field Artillery and are known for their abuse of the "Don't ask don't tell policy."
The girls that have the 13 Delta MOS love having anal sex with each other.
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If your born on this day your crush will die
My crush: when you birth day is?
Me: October 13..
My crush: am I your crush?
Me: well yeah...
My crush: bye then *le dead*
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