4/20

when all the the lil' kiddies get high and jus all around fucked up. A religious holiday considering it falls on a sunday and passover weekend.

Mom- Honey, I just realized its 4/20 and I let our son, Jimmy go over Bob's house all day. wow, i know what they are doing...
Dad- Shit!

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4/20

Adolf Hitlers day of birth and national pot day which is the the day and or time your suppose to smoke pot.

Oh it's 4/20 lets be faggots and smoke pot

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4:20

time to get fucked up

Oh shit its 4:19 you got a min.

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april 20

april 20 is national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

p1: hey! FUCK YOU BITCH.
p2: why did you say that.
p1: its april 20 national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

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20 twin

Two (2) twenty dollar bills. ($40) American dollars.

I strolled up to that hoe, and she told me it would cost a 20 twin to get with her.

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5/20

The holiday to eat magic mushrooms. May 20th. Similar to how 3/14 is Steak & BJ day when a man treats his woman good on 2/14 Valentines day.

4/20 is the holiday for weed so 5/20 is the holiday for magic mushrooms!

It's 5/20.. its time to eat some Beautiful Words Magic mushroom bars!

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May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

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