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The dimensions of a female who is stacked like a Brick Shit House
Tom: Jane's demensions are 36 24 36
Dick: DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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When you wear your work clothes, going out clothes, or any clothes you wore during the day, to bed. Often happens to adults with multiple children due to lack of sleep and laziness. 24 hour outfit may also happen to people that are drunk or don't care.
Jim: Wake up honey
Nancy: Aghh i'm so tired
Jim: Hey, why are you still wearing your suit from work?
Nancy: Must have been a 24 hour outfit
Daughter: Daddy
Dad: Yes?
Daughter: Are you going to bed
Dad: Yeah, I am. Why?
Daughter: Because your not wearing your pajamas, your wearing your jeans and t-shirt!
Dad: Yep. It's a 24 hour outfit.
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Basically when you eat all day every day
Victoria said her brother Kevin had a thing she called hunger 24/7
24 hours to cry starts at 12:00am April 14th. You have all day until 11:59pm to cry about anything and everything. April 15th, we resume life and have nothing to cry about..hopefully.
Mom: Why have you been crying all day?
Me: It’s 24 hours to cry today and I’m just gonna get everything out that I need to get out.
Today. Well probably not for you
Well why would you search it then?
me: today is may 24, 2017
Somebody: cool cool
Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta
Originated from tiktok i believe
Person1 "Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta bro" Person2 "Oh yeah, it's May 24, 2021."
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The legendary day that the Josh Swains will battle to keep their name on.
Last year, the Facebook group of John Swains were created.
One of the John Swains announced that on this very day, they would fight, and the person who won would get to keep their name. The fight will take place in Nebraska.
Mom: Are you free on April 24, 2021?
Me: Nope. I gotta watch some dudes named Josh Swain fight.
Mom: Oh cool. Count me in.
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