September 3rd

My birthday. Can I have a happy birthday?

Random Guy: Hey! Its september 3rd! Happy Birthday!

Me: Thanks man!

Downy red horn jr the 3rd

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him

uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down

3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

3rd of February

Feb 3rd is a day when you can get a day off of school and spend time at home with your beloved family and tv.

Mum: “Time for school, honey!”
Child: “But, Mom, it’s February 3rd! I don’t have to go to school”
3rd of February is defined as the third day of the third month.

3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.

Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.