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Boy: Hey can we talk?
Girl: Sure, but just this one time since it’s November 4th
4 november is the Day of the yeah the sexiest person was born.
Friend -Oh my god she was hot!
Me - yeah she’s born on november 4
Friend - oh that explains it
most swaggy-est people in the world and are my baes love you guys.
ingrid,cate,Nora and sarah are so swaggy infact they are apart of the swaggy 4
International buttfuck your tallest friend day.
person 1:What are you doing with Jake?
person 2:Why are you asking its 4 November, its international buttfuck your tallest friend day!
person 1:Aaaah i understand now. Don´t keep him busy for too long.
On the homies or I swear to god
I put that shit on 4 them
The next phone by Apple. Its notoriously the only phone to "re-invent" the smartphone by reinventing what different features are called (lowering the bar). For Example "Video Calling" is "calling" that can only be done over WiFi. "Multitasking" is running multiple apps without actually running multiple apps at the same time. The Display is not only High Res, but its also a "Retina Display" which means its high Res too in addition to that, but still a washed out LCD.
The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.
Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.
Starving Artist: "Hey did you know Obama uses an iPhone?"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"
Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"
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A group of sororities at the University of Texas in Austin. The sororities include Delta Gamma, Alpha Chi Omega, Alpha Delta Pi and Alpha Phi.
I'm a legacy to one of the Core 4--I hope I get in!
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