Maroon 5

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.

Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.

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5 on 1

to masturbate, to jerk off.

What are you doing? I'm playing some 5 on 1.

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January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

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1/5

4/20 reduced to its simplest terms, so now there is a second Smoking Day for all you potheads on January 5th. Have fun toking up.

Man, I just can't wait for 4/20. Tommorow is January 5th (1/5), wanna ditch school and go toke up?

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Maroon 5

A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar

As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.

Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!

J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!

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High 5

Something you say when someone has said so wonderful and brilliant.

Person 1: OMG... This lesson sucks!

Person 2: High 5 on that

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August 5

National Boyfriend Day Part 1

Treat your boyfriend good on August 5 b*tch

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