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The sexual configuration in the position of 69 between individuals at or above the age of 69.
Grandma at the senior home enjoyed Old 69 with Grandpa Cal although Grandpa Cal broke his hip again.
When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
to suck on a girls genitilia while she sucks your genitilia cause you bot to orgasm
When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!
Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
You're probably the boredest person on earth.
Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-
Or /69/ is a sex position, just like a regular 69, but also being penetrated from behind by another person/s. Requiring 3 to 4 peoples.
Damn bro, 3 of my mates and I had an extended 69, no homo, ofcourse.
Extended 69 requires 3-4 people, kinda troublesome, but worth the pleasure.
Ashley, Courtney, Brian and I had a wonderful extended 69 last night, the girls as the core and us dudes from behind. (Could've wish I was in the core though with Brian behind me.)