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When five people 69 each other in the shape of a star.
Tom: Hey Jim, remember in college when we used to star 69 with the boys? good times.
Jim: please dont remind me
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Owl 69 is when both parters turn their head around 180 degrees and eat out each others buttholes.
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The sexual configuration in the position of 69 between individuals at or above the age of 69.
Grandma at the senior home enjoyed Old 69 with Grandpa Cal although Grandpa Cal broke his hip again.
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When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
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to suck on a girls genitilia while she sucks your genitilia cause you bot to orgasm
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When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
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Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail
Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69
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