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An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen
Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.
A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
“Matt Wade have my babies!”
thot slayer...
hes just a thot slayer
this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword
this nigga probably liked highschool musical
damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge
A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..