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When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.
Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.
Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.
The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.
When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.
Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.
An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing
Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't
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I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....
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A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...
As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.
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Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
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