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Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn
Somebody:yo it’s tuesday
You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn
When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.
This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.
This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.
No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.
It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons
Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday
the day to tell an entire discord server you’re homosexual
Tuesday, September 28th
random in a discord server: This is me coming out as gay and not bisexual
everyone else: ultimate support