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(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.
Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!
or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.
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1. an extremely period-soaked finger jabbed into one's ear.
1. One day Matt got bored and decided to give Miss Rufo, his hot teacher, a red willy. He went over to her desk, reached under her skirt and stuck his finger into her bloody vagina. Then he proceeded to stick the period-soaked finger into her ear really hard for a long time.
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Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.
girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "
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A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty
"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."
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A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.
Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.
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The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.
Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
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A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.
Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.
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