Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

Tuff Muff

A strong booty

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble