1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing
3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.
1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!
The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out
“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show
oh Wilson... oh Wilson... I cannot explain this adorable guy. I don’t even have words to say.. CUTE BLONDIE he is Weird and cute at the same time. His laugh is amazing Cute smile and nice style. BIG fan of football.
“Wilson Marry me”
Giving or receiving homosexual acts in a boys locker room
Oh man football was fine until someone said they got wilson - ed in the locker room
When you're on the pull and one of you draws the short straw and goes home with the cast away
Ah mate, Dan ended up going home with a Wilson
A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.
A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.
Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"