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The Scrub Club is a small group of friends who are not very popular but will always stick together. They rarely get into disagreements but when they do the always work them out. It consist of six members including the smart one, The oldest, The tall one, The funny one, The fat one, and The hot one. These friends always hang out with eachother and will have many great times.
Guy1: Hey, have you seen those geeks always hanging out at lunch together?
Guy2: Yeah, they call themselves the Scub Club. I think Scrub Club is just a bunch of losers who’s only friends are eachother.
An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".
Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.
A venue where one can venture to conduct many activities. The most notable are hunt the grunt, yeti spotting, alabama sledgehammering, shit-nugget dodging, spaghetti legging, cincinatti bow-tie-ing, generally sweating, drinking and fighting. Basically all things good in life.
Hippy Club Bouncer: How much have you had to drink?
Patron 1: 15 beers
Bouncer: Sorry, no entering the Hippy Club tonight.
(parton one leaves, terribly disappointed)
Bouncer: How much have you had to drink?
Patron 2: Ahh... 3 beers
Bouncer: OK, in you go
Patron 2: Yeeessssss! Time to hunt the grunt and get me a cincinatti bow-tie!
Definition in unknown to common world because Members never talk about Fight Club.
Rule number 1: Don't talk about fight club
A small pistol that can easily be concealed in night clubs and bars.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
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A short-lived society in and around the people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001 people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the glee club. Once iniated, one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling the oath and learning the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000 people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)
The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.
Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super neato things like bitchin' parties, good drugs for cheap, a diverse knowledge and selection of drugs, and an uncanny ability to alienate other clique's were par for the course for glee club members. In 2004, the glee club disbanded due to a lack of leadership, funding for and direct supply of drugs, not to mention everyone in the glee club figured out just how stupid perpetually chilling with the same dirty-pothead associates was.
People stopped partying with the glee club when their ambitions turned away from excessive drug abuse and towards the opposite sex, or maybe sex in general.
Glee club members to this day claim it was a long-running joke, or a scheme to get high for free gone horribly wrong, and swear to never again allow a group of people to do so little for so long and stay high through it all.
Person A: Why is we so fuckin' gleeful?
Person B: 'Cuz we's the mother-fuckin' glee club.
rob dorfman fucking lives there...nuff said
if you really need to beat up some slutty 12 year old girl, get crabs, or make fun of a pack of guidos (yes, they move in packs. like asians), u should hit up club abyss