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The act of a parter/lover pissing on the roof of your mouth while you beat your shit to gay midget pornography. After the first stage of the act the man proceeds to chop his penis off and hang it on the wall.
Me and my girlfriend did the Tiggle Wiggle act.
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The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.
The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.
/sekənd/ /akt/ /ˈlīˌbrerē,ˈlīb(ə)rē/
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1. A term used to define a horror trope -- the period of a horror film (most often occurring in the latter half of the Second Act) where the hero/es research their foe/s in an effort to become more equally matched and equipped to battle them in the Final Act. Coined by screenwriter Kimberley Elizabeth.
eg. ~ Copyright-safe Google searches, Wikipedia scouring, Newspaper clippings, Microfiche scanning, and trips to the - you guessed it - Library.
When the characters of I Know What You Did Last Summer go to Billy Blue's sister's house and look through that yearbook, it was a total Second Act Library moment.
A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.
Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.
When she is jerking you off with one hand and scratching your athletes foot with the other hand.
I’m not sure if her scratching my feet got me off or the handjob. Either way that was the best Tough acting Tajacken ever.
"To this point, we do believe that the explosion was an intentional act," police spokesman Don Aaron told reporters.
I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."